Looks like it is going to be a nice, day today; although it is beginning to get hot. Yesterday, the thermometer on the porch said 100.4 deg F. @ 3:00 pm. I don't know what the official high was. It seems to always be hotter where I live than wherever they get the official temp. It hasn't been too warm yet but it is coming so today I guess I'll get on the roof and service the cooler. Might as well get it over with. Besides that, I have nothing to do except take my friend, Witchy, to get her grocery shopping done; but I am sure something else will come up. I may just hang out with her and see what happens.

You know it's a hot Arizona day when...

You take the temperature of your dashboard and it reads 215 degrees!

The life guard jumps in the pool even though nobody is drowning!

You only get 3 mpg due to the rate at which gas evaporates out of your tank.

Your a/c runs all day long just to keep it down to 90 degrees.

You'd pay $100 for 8 oz of water.

You have a car fire more than once every 10 miles

The tools in your trunk are hotter than your over-heating radiator

Water turns to vapor before it comes out your garden hose

You can't remember your name

Lance Armstrong gets completely worn out after riding 2 miles!

your whole car melted

Birds crash into stuff

Nobody shows up for your yard sale

There's 5 gallons of sweat built up in the seat of your car

Everyone in the whole state is either in their air conditioned car, office or house, or in the pool!

Every traffic accident is a hit-and-run, because nobody wants to get out of their car until they get to an air conditioned building.

Hallucination!

You notice your car overheating before you drive it.

Your car starts sweating!

Cops only chase you if you exceed 100mph, because that's when their A/C really kicks in

You ask your boss for extra work so you can be in the air conditioning as much as possible

You're not the only person in the emergency room with a steering wheel stuck to his fingers

Hot air balloons can't go up, because the air outside is hotter than the air inside.

You died

Airplanes can't land because the asphalt is too soft.

You need a spatula to remove your clothing.

The beer gut and big butt don't keep you from wearing shorts.

You are sweating in both directions -- up and down!

You can open and drive your car without touching the car door or the steering wheel.

You would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.

The politicians take their hands out of your pockets to fan themselves.

People walking down the sidewalk spontaneously burst into flames.

You've been getting hot flashes, and you're a man.

A $20 surcharge is added to your bill when you eat at air-conditioned restaurants.

Sunscreen is sold at the front of the checkout counter, a formula less than 30 spf is a joke, and you wear it just to go shopping.

Your brother's braces make blisters on his lips.

You can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.

You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.

You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.

When even the weeds are wilting

The swans in the park come in "original recipe" and "extra crispy."

It's above 100 degrees at midnight!